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Oh give me a home,
Where they leave me alone,
And no fear means no telephone.
Where seldom is heard,
A disparaging word and
Drama prone clowns stay away.
*disclaimer: all I ask is a nice (indoor) bathroom, high-speed internet, an ice maker and Coke. (Oh, and a king-size Tempur-Pedic® bed, with lots of down pillows and comforters.)