It is a beautiful day in the neighborhood. The dog next door has disappeared. I swear I didn't do it! But I did call the Dog Catcher (oops, I mean Animal Control Officer) when I found Satan (not his real name) in my backyard earlier this week. He had eaten another hole in the fence. That must be why he is so mean...he is full of splinters.
I should have checked the VERY large dump he left in my backyard. That was really the last picket. I used my handy shovel to catapult the gift over the newly reinforced fence. I was hoping it would hit a scenic plate-glass window...
